Why did the Alien cross the road? To escape climate change of course!

Every time I think that I have found the end of the ridiculous global warming headlines, another pops up.

This is a legitimate headline from the Discovery channel: “Why Can’t We Find Aliens? Climate Change Killed Them.”

The article goes on to explain how any planetary climate that is suitable for life is incredibly fragile and unstable. Towards the end, it suggests that perhaps other species reached the industrial stage that humans have reached, and destroyed the climate that kept them alive. It then calls for action on protecting the climate, so that we do not go the way of ancient aliens past.

Before reading this article, when I thought of the Discovery channel, I used to think “science,” or “facts.” I now need to revise those thought processes.

This is just another claim in a long line of ridiculous global warming headlines over the past year. Let’s recap some of the unbelievably serious headlines from 2015.

“Climate Change is Making Racism Worse”       “Energy Department Smashes Pumpkins for Causing Climate Change”           “Climate Change is killing our sex drive”

I could go on. In fact, I will.

“Sanders Doubles Down: Climate change causes terrorism”      “Researchers Warn Melting Permafrost May Awaken ‘Giant Viruses'”

SO, global warming killed the aliens, increases racism, caused terrorism, is reducing the quality of sex, is awakening giant ancient viruses, and is caused by Jack-O-Lanterns.

Before you think about how the left takes environmentalism and global warming seriously and that all the science is on their side, take a look at some the headlines they espouse. It is cringe worthy.

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